Thursday, December 13, 2007

Don't Worry Dear, I'm Not Going to Kill You

I just got an e-mail from my husband at work saying "Don't get any ideas from her." And then he linked me to this article.

Gosh, ever since I threw those coins at him the other day, he's been SO on edge. It's not like I would ever go so far as to kill him or anything. Jeesh. And if I were to kill him, it certainly wouldn't be by pouring hydrochloric acid all over his unconscious body. There have to be more humane ways to kill a husband.


*This post is all tongue in cheek of course. Please don't call the cops on my blog. Thanks.

11 Comments:

Blogger sam said...

Oh my word. She must have REALLY hated that man.

Hydrochloric acid? Ouch. Shooting him in the face with a sawed off shotgun would have been more humane then dumping him ALIVE in that barrel.

10:31 AM  
Blogger Julie Pippert said...

Geez LOUISE! Wow. Uh no, not the average response to feeling angry at the husband. I think yours can rest easy.

Julie
Using My Words

11:23 AM  
Blogger JaniceNW said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, another way to murder my spouse. This is always on my mind. Did you know potassium when administered correctly can kill w/o evidence? Just something I picked up and my Anatomy and Physiology class...

(SNERKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Andrea said...

That should help keep your husband in line! Just kidding.

Because really, the average person doesn't usually resort to homicide by acid. Or even homicide.

Andrea

1:15 PM  
Blogger Kyla said...

You should print out some sort of "Hydrochloric Acid" label and stick it to container in your house, leaving it where he'll see it. Heh. Keep him on his toes.

2:01 PM  
Blogger Lisa~Crazy Adventures in Parenting said...

Holy freakin' crapstick! That's just nuts! And LOL @ Kyla's response! Ha!

4:38 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

Holy schmoly! That's one peeved off woman. I chose to rid mine through the legal system. A bit more involved but not as much chance of a felony charge. Just saying.... (please don't call the cops on my blog thankyouverymuch)

Thanks for your comments on my blog. I've been reading yours for a while now and congratulations on your new bambino.

1:08 AM  
Blogger Elizabeth said...

ewww... that's some ugly hate right there. And throwing coins at your husband is completely legal. I threw a cup at mine last night :)

5:47 AM  
Blogger Domestically Challenged said...

See what having a useful degree can do for you? =o) Too bad she didn't have one in psych, it would have served her far better.

btw, you've been tagged for a christmas meme ;o)

1:57 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

you know if I ever got to the point of REALLY wanting him dead, why on earth be humane about it?

good thing he's a keeper :)

1:41 PM  
Blogger the pink report said...

I thought it sounded more humane than choking. I mean, he was unconscious. He didn't feel anything. (Right?) Not that I think it was particularly romantic or anything.

Sending an email saying "Don't get any ideas" sounds like something my husband would do... if he knew how to use email. We have a sick sense of humour.

Ditto to Kyla's comment.

9:32 PM  

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