Tuesday, June 19, 2007

God's Mean, Practical Joke On Women Who Don't Tan


















Spider veins. It's just not fair.


(What? You can't see the spider veins? Yeah, I had a hard time photographing them. Turns out that REALLY white skin doesn't photograph too clearly. But believe me, they're there and they're (gasp) spreading, and they're making it really challenging to wear skirts these days.)


*****Now, considering I just did the most humiliating thing EVER and posted a picture of my butt white leg and cankles on the Internet, could I ask a wee little favor of you? Could you go to HERE and vote for me? I could win some cool stuff.

Also, I apologize in advance to anyone I may have blinded with this photo.

p.s. when did I get old enough to have spider veins? *sigh*

This post was written as an entry to the Parent Bloggers Network blog blast contest, "What Are You Hiding Under Your Sk*rt?" in support of the fabulous new website, Sk*rt, which is already one of my favorite sites.

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17 Comments:

Anonymous dana said...

I feel your pain, sweetie! This is me.

Brin on the self-tanner! I need it!

7:02 AM  
Anonymous dana said...

I was trying to say bring. Damn spelling...I'm terrible in the mornings!

7:03 AM  
Blogger Lawyer Mama said...

Oooooh, I'm sorry. On the plus side, hopefully you'll never have skin cancer!

Voted for you.

8:16 AM  
Blogger Mommy off the Record said...

Thanks guys!

LM: I wish I never had to worry about skin cancer, but what happens to me is that I BURN and then peel and then go back to being butt-white. So I still have to worry about cancer, but I don't get any of the side-benefits of a nice tan. It SO sucks.

8:38 AM  
Anonymous RookieMom Heather said...

I have the same blinding white skin. When I was traveling, I would have other tourists -- speaking languages other than my English -- pose next to me to show off their tans.

10:01 AM  
Anonymous sam said...

I am whiter then white. Albino even. I hear ya sista!

11:04 AM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

I have spider/varicous veins already too! I am 24!!! How come nobody told me I could get these at 24???

11:07 AM  
Anonymous Izzy said...

As a fellow whitey with those evil little buggers across the backs of my calves, I feel ya. And of course I'll vote for you. Consider it done :)

1:37 PM  
Blogger Parent said...

YOU are a brave woman.

:)

2:16 PM  
Blogger Pseudo Supermum said...

Very entertaining blog. Good luck with the imminent birth. And I hope it's as natural as can be. Have you met with your doula yet?

2:26 PM  
Blogger Mommy off the Record said...

Thanks, supermum. Yes, I actually just had my first meeting with the doula last night. She is awesome and I can't wait to work with her. I'm going to post a little about it tomorrow.

3:52 PM  
Blogger Shortie said...

LMAO I love you. I love coming here. You always make me laugh think, get pissed of WHATEVAH! :)I'm one of those who tans easy, sorry. I'll get cancer though I'm sure.

Muwah! :)

4:42 PM  
Anonymous anne nahm said...

I too have the song *blinded by the light* dedicated to my skin. I tried to vote, but had a difficult time registering. I will try again tomorrow! Good luck!

9:53 PM  
Blogger Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Self tanner rocks..I'm going to get sprayed this week...

I'll go vote now!

4:50 AM  
Blogger Her Bad Mother said...

Boo to blogger - keeps eating my comments, gah.

My legs are whiter. Just sayin'.

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have any of you tried horse chestnut cream? Rub it on those spider and varicose veins for a month and they'll be practically gone (and make sure you walk a lot). It worked for me! Love it!

2:45 PM  
Blogger PinkPowerSuit.com said...

I voted. Not just because I have my own vein issues (you should see the lochness monstor of a vein that's setting up his condo on my neck).

Wanna vote for me? I can win $18,000! Oh, darn. You aren't Canadian are you. Only Canadians can vote.

10:22 PM  

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