Isn't this Just the Stuff I Wipe My Butt With?
Something unholy is happening between Little Guy and the toilet paper in this house. For the last couple of months, he has been worshipping at the feet of the Charmin Bears. And when I say worship, I am not exaggerating.
His favorite toy? Toilet paper. His favorite security "blanket"? Toilet paper. His favorite food? Friggin' toilet paper. I swear, I'm having to stash away all the rolls in the house like I'm hiding booze from an alchy.
Allow me to present the picture proof...
Top 10 Things Little Guy Was Thinking in these Photos
1) If you think this is bad, wait 'till the neighbor sees what I do to his yard.
2) You clearly left this here for me to play with.
3) I'll teach you what potty training is all about.
4) This place is filthy. I'd help you clean it up, but I'm busy.
5) Do you have any crayolas? These walls look bare.
6) You're damn right I'm mad, look at my unitard.
7) I'm hungry. Go strain my peas.
8) Pops, you don't know art when you see it.
9) Mommy told me to.
10) You wipe your butt with this stuff?
*Captions courtesy of a funny brother-in-law who responded with these when I e-mailed him the photos. (Like Husband, BIL doesn't read this blog so I guess I didn't need to give him the credit, but I'm nice like that.)
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Oh, and on a side note, you gotta check this out. In my search for an image to use for this post, I came across these awesome Bush/Kerry toilet paper rolls. Guess who I'd rather wipe MY ass with? I'll give you a hint, HIS version is sold out.
His favorite toy? Toilet paper. His favorite security "blanket"? Toilet paper. His favorite food? Friggin' toilet paper. I swear, I'm having to stash away all the rolls in the house like I'm hiding booze from an alchy.
Allow me to present the picture proof...
Top 10 Things Little Guy Was Thinking in these Photos
1) If you think this is bad, wait 'till the neighbor sees what I do to his yard.
2) You clearly left this here for me to play with.
3) I'll teach you what potty training is all about.
4) This place is filthy. I'd help you clean it up, but I'm busy.
5) Do you have any crayolas? These walls look bare.
6) You're damn right I'm mad, look at my unitard.
7) I'm hungry. Go strain my peas.
8) Pops, you don't know art when you see it.
9) Mommy told me to.
10) You wipe your butt with this stuff?
*Captions courtesy of a funny brother-in-law who responded with these when I e-mailed him the photos. (Like Husband, BIL doesn't read this blog so I guess I didn't need to give him the credit, but I'm nice like that.)
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Oh, and on a side note, you gotta check this out. In my search for an image to use for this post, I came across these awesome Bush/Kerry toilet paper rolls. Guess who I'd rather wipe MY ass with? I'll give you a hint, HIS version is sold out.
posted by Cristina @12:00 AM
40 Comments:
My baby likes paper towels...and carpet lint, he can't get enough!!
As for Bush toilet paper, haha! Too bad, I would have gotten a huge economy pack for the family!
What's with his addiction to toilet paper? LOL! I hope you're buying in bulk!
LMAO!! This is great! We've been there too, girl. But not as far as the eating of. I heard a prego once say her "odd pregnancy cravings" included EATING TP. hmmmm... was that you??
These two oughtta get wrap together. See the lovely surprises we've found? http://omamamia.com/?p=131
So funny. He is unbelievably cute and I loved your BIL's captions.
Ha ha ha
Sometimes I forget about those stages. That made my day :)
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Oh that innocent, adorable face. It would be hard not to crack a smile at him and the big mess.
Can you spare a square?
Hehe! I love it!
I'm Canadian and I still would have bought a case of the Bush stuff to give out as party favours.
Damn, your kid is Ceeeeyooote!
Cute, Cute, Cute!!
ROTL! (which isn't easy to do when you're pregnant)
*You* should get the first Funny Award!
Wow, Little Guy sure knows how to entertain. Both himself and others! My dog was into toilet paper for a while, but it was never as cute and amusing as in these pictures!
Hahaha! Screw those cartoon bears! You need to send that to the Charmin folks for their new ad campaign.
Great Day: that is an EXCELLENT idea! You are so clever. I will definitely try that.
Waya: thanks, I hadn't seen that one. I will check it out. I may try do nominations for this award--like the Perfect Post Awards do...
O Mama Mia: OMG, that is hilarious! People, go check out this link for more kiddie pottie humor...http://omamamia.com/?p=131
You're damn right I'm mad, look at my unitard.
YOU CRACK ME UP!!!
Hey, Gabey here from Little Bald Doctors. I've hijacked my mom's blogger account again to tell Little Guy that I like the toilet paper too.
But here's the thing. If you put the end of the paper into the toilet water without tearing it and then you flush, you can watch the water pull the paper off the roll. WEEEEE! Terribly funny! It only takes about three flushes to go through a roll, so have back ups.
But be careful. Because sometimes the toilet will stop up, leaking water onto the rug and out to the carpet in the hallway. If that happens, and your mom is anything like mine (which I think she is with the accounting, writing, piano playing, not-so-much-into-music-and-shoes thing, and Stephen King reading that they keep raving about) then she'll be fighting mad. So grab the plunger (that rubber thing on a stick) and pretend your Harry Potter and fly away on your rubber broomstick. Ha ha ha! That'll take up an afternoon.
Your friend,
Gabey
My son went through that stage too. Be warned - he quickly moved on to always wanting to carry a handful of wipes around. Toilet paper is less expensive, but at least he cleans the couch with the wipes!
That is great. Yeah I don't get the facination with toilet paper. My kid STILL has a thing for bandaids.
It rolls and rolls and rolls and never stops, especially since mommy keeps putting more on.
Oh I remember those horrifying days, toilet paper everywhere. And he is just too delicious for words.
And, Bush can wipe my butt any day.....
Okay, that is just hilarious! I love that picture at the end is just priceless!
the photos of your son are so deliciously adorable. I heart that cute kid.
p.s. you are an awesome, fabulous writer, and your blog is divine. it is. and you *are*.
heart you.
xoxoxo
What a cutie!!
He is just adorable! I love the curly hair!
Hmm...regarding who's toilet paper gets used the most...Bush or Kerry...hmmm...that's a tough one! :)
I don't know who I feel more sorry for... You, for having to do clean-up... Little Guy, when it's time to clean-up... or the toilet paper, because, wow, it's gotta suck to be so unraveled. :)
SO. CUTE!
Those captions are awesome. I cracked up at the one about straining the peas.
And Little Guy is adorable, as always.
This too, shall pass.
Now, how come I can't find that Bush toilet paper at Costco? I would buy a case of it! (that sounds naughty, bush toilet paper, thanks for the laugh!)
Carrie
Waya: thanks for the link to Anne's blog. I love it!
Gabey: how nice of you to comment. Does your mother know you're on the computer??
I would get some of that Bush TP if only I could stand to look at his face any more than I have to.
He is adorable--kids are so cute surrounded my mounds of toilet paper...unless their mine :-)
My youngest likes to tear off tiny pieces and flush each little piece down the toilet-individually!
oh my that is too cute (when it is not your kid I swear it is cute!)
Toilet paper is nice and soft and would make a great toy!
Perhaps he was a cat in his last life.....
Great photos. Pull those out for his prom date.
What a cutie. My 2 year old stuffs the entire toilet FULL of the tp. Then takes off his diaper and poops on the ground. GRRRR>..
Ha ha! That's awesome. My kids like TP, too. They're going to be great toilet paperers one day (I'm thinking trees in yards, that kind of thing.)
That Bush TP is funny, too. Sold out! Too bad... :)
We bought one of those pretty stand up toilet paper holders and ever since then it is toilet paper all over the floor as soon as I turn my head. Uhg!
Nope, my mom is too busy unclogging the toilet. She finally got the "broom" away from me.
Oh my gosh, Gabey, you have your OWN profile! That is so grown up of you! When will you be starting your own blog :)
Little Guy is so cute! My baby loves toilet paper too! Sigh. :-)
Anyone with kids can really relate to that picture, what a great shot!
welll .. as long as its the first and the last time for the tissue roll .. did you tell him not to play with the roll .. or was he just trying to get some out and couldn't figure out how to tear it?
LOL my Lil Man worships those bears too. Everytime he goes to the bathroom you can hear him singing "Ahh Charmin Ultra, that feels good". LMAO
I laughed so hard while reading this post! Those pictures are adorable.
Too bad about the Bush paper being sold out. I could really use some of that....
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