Monday, June 19, 2006

Monday Morning Quickie

It's the beginning of the week and I'm sure you have a TON of blogs to read. Your bloglines are probably 5 pages long and you're getting the sweats just trying to figure out how you'll get through all that reading AND find time to parent your children. So I'm gonna keep this short. I just have one quick question for you:

Should I be worried that this guy spent 6.7 minutes perusing my blog recently?

Just askin'.


Anonymous Moobs said...

Blimey! I'm sure it's fine. I'm just going to back out of the room and run now.

6:27 AM  
Blogger Mega Mom said...

Ok, that is absolutely hysterical. No, he looks lovely, I just hope all that gibberish I can't understand isn't crazy, god-fearing rhetoric stuff!!

Yes, someone else made my site, but I picked everything out. I just didn't know how to do it :))

6:35 AM  
Anonymous Binkytown said...

Oh so funny! I needed that this morning! Thanks!

6:39 AM  
Blogger Mrs. Chicky said...

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I think he too wanted to visit Target to purchase that kiddie pool.

6:59 AM  
Blogger gingajoy said...

LMAO!! That is totally weird. You know, I check my "referrals" sometimes too, and have been really flummoxed by some of the people who seem to loiter. Several portugese folks. And someone in Tanzania.

Am now going to see if there's anyone else interesting, and if so, plan to totally rip off your idea and post it;-)

(p.s. can't believe this is the first time I've stopped by--you funny)

8:09 AM  
Anonymous mothergoosemouse said...

He's going to be flabbergasted by the number of hits coming from the states, all referred to him by you!

8:19 AM  
Blogger Jess said...

Im still new to this and havent figured out how to see who stays and who doesnt. I do often look at who visits though. I would be a little freaked myself by all that giberish. I hope it isnt all crazy, christians are infidels i hate america stuff

8:29 AM  
Anonymous mamatulip said...


8:29 AM  
Blogger Lindsay said...


8:40 AM  
Blogger Nut's mom said...


8:44 AM  
Blogger Mommy off the Record said...

Mrs. Chicky: If I see that guy at Target, I'm totally shutting this blog down. Stat.

Mothergoosemouse: oh, sh*t, I didn't even think about that! uh oh

Ginajoy: Tanzania...interesting. Please go ahead and rip off this idea. I'd love to hear about the weirdos checking out your site. Let me know if you come across this guy. Perhaps he just really likes to read mommy blogs??

8:57 AM  
Blogger K. said...

I just want you to know that every time I try to comment on one of your posts I get an error. Hope Blogger cooperates this time....

I don't think you should worry about this guy at all. However, I do wonder if he was using a translator to read your posts or just looking at your adorable pictures. :)

9:12 AM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

It is freaking me out. Although, I can't understand the langauge. He could be jsut saying something like, I have just found a beautiful goddess....

In which case, yeah, be worried.

9:47 AM  
Anonymous Dani said...

Too strange! I had to try to translate it! has a great site translator...most of it's written in Portugese and it makes absolutely no sense to me, even in English!

His blog has something to do with his religion (I think), which has something to do with this (I think). Wonder what he was doing here? I had a visit from Brazil last week, wonder if it was him too?!

Well, if he shows up at target, I would definitely worry...otherwise, I think he's safe (at least not a terrorist anyway)!

10:13 AM  
Blogger Tonya said...

OMG! Apparently you look like the extremist, knife-wielding type. 'Cause nothing says let's get drunk and fight with huge swords like a smiling pregnant woman.

10:25 AM  
Blogger Mommy off the Record said...

Dani: I didn't think about trying an online translator. Thanks for helping me figure him out! I would really like to know what he is writing about. It would definitely put my mind at ease to find out he is a real kind-spirited gent. Do you know what language it is?

Ton: LMAO. Thanks for visiting.

10:30 AM  
Blogger lildb said...

well, if nothin' else, I can translate - literally - his bizarro-ness for you, if you're interested. (I'm fluent in portuguese.)

unfortunately, as to the subtleties of his insanity, I'd have to consult a friend who's familiar with the intricacies of the language; you know, such things as sarcams, tongue-in-cheek-ism, etc.

p.s. yow. you hit the weirdo-draw jackpot.

11:38 AM  
Blogger lildb said...

p.p.s. by sarcams, I did not imply that there is a new variety of "cam" in the technology field. rather, it was supposed to be "sarcasm". although, now, it's sorta moot.


12:20 PM  
Blogger Catch said...

maybe he surfed onto your blog and then he went to do something like go to the bathroom or go to the kitchen which made it seem like he was on your blog for a long time but he wasnt ?

1:00 PM  
Blogger carrie said...

Maybe he just clicked the "next blog" button and then got sidetracked polishing his, um, swords and forgot that you were on his computer. Yeah, I'll buy that one! Don't worry.

Oh, I see the person above me said basically the same thing (I just scrolled down late)! Oh well, I guess that I am not that original! :)

2:25 PM  
Blogger Farm Girl said...

Well, now, isn't he a looker. I don't think I'd be too concerned.

2:27 PM  
Blogger Mommy off the Record said...

lildb: you are fluent in Portuguese? how cool! so what's the gist of what he's saying?

Catch and Carriebrett: I think you are probably right. He clicked "next blog" on blogexplosion, found me, and then remembered he had to go polish his knives and forgot the computer was on. Yes, I'm sure that's it! I'm feeling better already!

3:55 PM  
Anonymous wendy boucher said...

Hilarious. Do you speak his language?

4:18 PM  
Anonymous Motherhood Uncensored said...

Ha. That's just totally perfect.

5:39 PM  
Blogger Dawn said...

BWHAAAAA. I believe that he is planning for your abduction and "Honoring"

6:09 PM  
Blogger It's okay, Sweetie said...

First of all, please tell me HOW you knew this??? Please.

I have "no comment" on the other issue.

I will however comment on your Junkie blog. That HAS to go on in blogging homes across the nation.

6:21 PM  
Blogger Mom101 said...

Well now that you've linked to him...HE'LL BE BACK. and this time he's bringing friends.

And no, no such thing as subliminal advertising. You think I can get my clients to fork over five grand for an extra editing day where we insert "buy it now" frames that no one will ever notice? I can't even get them to pay for one damn pay-per-view movie in my hotel room during shoots.

6:26 PM  
Blogger Tracie said...

I have to say that I read all of the comments before I clicked on the link, so I wasn't sure what to expect, but when I saw that picture I just busted out laughing. Total spew take!

9:18 PM  
Blogger something blue said...

It's really too bad that he doesn't have a site meter. He'd be admiring his smiling reflection while gazing at a sword.

9:40 PM  
Blogger Lindsay said...

what program are you linked to that lets you know who has read your blog ect... I have been bashed by a few nasty comments lately and I would like to know if there is a way I can find out who this person is???!!

9:49 PM  
Blogger Mommy off the Record said...

It's OK Sweetie and Lindsay: you asked about how I knew he had been viewing my blog...I have a site meter, which allows me to see who has visited my blog. It's free and anyone can get one. Go to

(Not sure that this one is the best, but this is the one I use.)

10:34 PM  
Blogger Lotta said...

Not at all. At least it's not this guy..

10:37 PM  
Blogger kfk said...

I'm wondering if he'll come back and answer that question for you.

10:48 PM  
Blogger Lindsay said...


10:54 PM  
Anonymous Izzy said...

Oh no...He looks perfectly harmless ;P

11:01 PM  
Anonymous emma said...

He looks a little crazy, but seeing as I can't read the language he's writing in I'm trying not to be judgmental. For all I know he could be talking about his collection of fluffy toys and how he loves ping pong.

3:19 AM  
Anonymous Kvetch said...

Seems he had manners, no? No nasty comment in his native tongue - or any other. His mother must have taught him well.

5:05 AM  
Blogger Christina_the_wench said...

You don't live near a 7-11 do you??

5:21 AM  
Blogger Her Bad Mother said...

(Spluttering coffee)

I'm sure it's fine, um, really...


5:48 AM  
Blogger sunshine scribe said...

Oh man. Very funny. I don't know what else to say...that picture said it all.

6:19 AM  
Blogger Jodi said...

Appartently your blog's message transcends all language, cultural, and ethnic boundaries. Be proud, be VERY proud! :)

6:51 AM  
Blogger Dirty Birdie said...

I'm sure he's just wife shopping... you should be flattered. I'm sure the herd of bulls will be delivered to your father any day now with the proposal.

8:11 AM  
Anonymous Danielle said...

so, has this guy been back yet? That's just too funny--I had to tell my husband about it last night!

People looking for stat trackers: sitemeter may be better, I'm not sure, but if you use Wordpress there is a plug-in available for 'statcounter'. It's pretty good, but it doesn't give the person's website. I have a post on it under "wordpress" for more info!

8:42 AM  
Blogger Great Day said...

I don't know if you should be worried or not, I can't even tell what he is talking about!
I guess I wouldn't worry, unless he becomes a daily visitor!

10:20 AM  
Blogger Jenn said...

I try not to look at my visitors in that much detail....otherwise I'd be scared like you are right now. LOL

11:31 AM  
Blogger Gingers Mom said...

Wow, that is creepy. I don't even know how to tell who has been on my blog. Hmmm...

2:17 PM  
Blogger Bonnie B said...

Wow-- you've truly gone international

2:44 PM  
Blogger Undercover Angel said...

LOL! Maybe he opened your blog, and then got up and ate breakfast...

6:12 PM  
Blogger Amy said...

Wow, now I know why I usually don't look to closely at who is at my blog reading...I think I would be very afraid other wise!!!

7:10 PM  
Blogger J's Mommy said...

Hmmmm, he's fine I'm sure. I guess if you like weirdos who blabber incoherently.

7:42 PM  
Anonymous Rose said...

Run for your life.

10:31 PM  
Blogger crazymumma said...

Just wait till he takes a look at your pumping in the car post!

And hey, how on earth did you find his site? This anonymous publicity kills me....


9:13 PM  
Blogger sunshinedaily4me_wuz_here said...

Been on vacation and trying to catch up. Hilarious post and yes, I would be afraid!!!

3:29 PM  

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