Monday Morning Quickie
It's the beginning of the week and I'm sure you have a TON of blogs to read. Your bloglines are probably 5 pages long and you're getting the sweats just trying to figure out how you'll get through all that reading AND find time to parent your children. So I'm gonna keep this short. I just have one quick question for you:Should I be worried that this guy spent 6.7 minutes perusing my blog recently?
Just askin'.
posted by Cristina @6:12 AM
51 Comments:
Blimey! I'm sure it's fine. I'm just going to back out of the room and run now.
Oh so funny! I needed that this morning! Thanks!
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I think he too wanted to visit Target to purchase that kiddie pool.
LMAO!! That is totally weird. You know, I check my "referrals" sometimes too, and have been really flummoxed by some of the people who seem to loiter. Several portugese folks. And someone in Tanzania.
Am now going to see if there's anyone else interesting, and if so, plan to totally rip off your idea and post it;-)
(p.s. can't believe this is the first time I've stopped by--you funny)
He's going to be flabbergasted by the number of hits coming from the states, all referred to him by you!
Im still new to this and havent figured out how to see who stays and who doesnt. I do often look at who visits though. I would be a little freaked myself by all that giberish. I hope it isnt all crazy, christians are infidels i hate america stuff
LOL.
STRANGE~!
mmmkay
Mrs. Chicky: If I see that guy at Target, I'm totally shutting this blog down. Stat.
Mothergoosemouse: oh, sh*t, I didn't even think about that! uh oh
Ginajoy: Tanzania...interesting. Please go ahead and rip off this idea. I'd love to hear about the weirdos checking out your site. Let me know if you come across this guy. Perhaps he just really likes to read mommy blogs??
I just want you to know that every time I try to comment on one of your posts I get an error. Hope Blogger cooperates this time....
I don't think you should worry about this guy at all. However, I do wonder if he was using a translator to read your posts or just looking at your adorable pictures. :)
It is freaking me out. Although, I can't understand the langauge. He could be jsut saying something like, I have just found a beautiful goddess....
In which case, yeah, be worried.
Too strange! I had to try to translate it!
Worldlingo.com has a great site translator...most of it's written in Portugese and it makes absolutely no sense to me, even in English!
His blog has something to do with his religion (I think), which has something to do with this (I think). Wonder what he was doing here? I had a visit from Brazil last week, wonder if it was him too?!
Well, if he shows up at target, I would definitely worry...otherwise, I think he's safe (at least not a terrorist anyway)!
OMG! Apparently you look like the extremist, knife-wielding type. 'Cause nothing says let's get drunk and fight with huge swords like a smiling pregnant woman.
Dani: I didn't think about trying an online translator. Thanks for helping me figure him out! I would really like to know what he is writing about. It would definitely put my mind at ease to find out he is a real kind-spirited gent. Do you know what language it is?
Ton: LMAO. Thanks for visiting.
well, if nothin' else, I can translate - literally - his bizarro-ness for you, if you're interested. (I'm fluent in portuguese.)
unfortunately, as to the subtleties of his insanity, I'd have to consult a friend who's familiar with the intricacies of the language; you know, such things as sarcams, tongue-in-cheek-ism, etc.
p.s. yow. you hit the weirdo-draw jackpot.
p.p.s. by sarcams, I did not imply that there is a new variety of "cam" in the technology field. rather, it was supposed to be "sarcasm". although, now, it's sorta moot.
doy.
maybe he surfed onto your blog and then he went to do something like go to the bathroom or go to the kitchen which made it seem like he was on your blog for a long time but he wasnt ?
Maybe he just clicked the "next blog" button and then got sidetracked polishing his, um, swords and forgot that you were on his computer. Yeah, I'll buy that one! Don't worry.
Oh, I see the person above me said basically the same thing (I just scrolled down late)! Oh well, I guess that I am not that original! :)
Well, now, isn't he a looker. I don't think I'd be too concerned.
lildb: you are fluent in Portuguese? how cool! so what's the gist of what he's saying?
Catch and Carriebrett: I think you are probably right. He clicked "next blog" on blogexplosion, found me, and then remembered he had to go polish his knives and forgot the computer was on. Yes, I'm sure that's it! I'm feeling better already!
Hilarious. Do you speak his language?
Ha. That's just totally perfect.
BWHAAAAA. I believe that he is planning for your abduction and "Honoring"
First of all, please tell me HOW you knew this??? Please.
I have "no comment" on the other issue.
I will however comment on your Junkie blog. That HAS to go on in blogging homes across the nation.
Well now that you've linked to him...HE'LL BE BACK. and this time he's bringing friends.
And no, no such thing as subliminal advertising. You think I can get my clients to fork over five grand for an extra editing day where we insert "buy it now" frames that no one will ever notice? I can't even get them to pay for one damn pay-per-view movie in my hotel room during shoots.
I have to say that I read all of the comments before I clicked on the link, so I wasn't sure what to expect, but when I saw that picture I just busted out laughing. Total spew take!
It's really too bad that he doesn't have a site meter. He'd be admiring his smiling reflection while gazing at a sword.
what program are you linked to that lets you know who has read your blog ect... I have been bashed by a few nasty comments lately and I would like to know if there is a way I can find out who this person is???!!
It's OK Sweetie and Lindsay: you asked about how I knew he had been viewing my blog...I have a site meter, which allows me to see who has visited my blog. It's free and anyone can get one. Go to www.sitemeter.com.
(Not sure that this one is the best, but this is the one I use.)
Not at all. At least it's not this guy..
http://tinyurl.com/ge3t3
I'm wondering if he'll come back and answer that question for you.
THANK YOU!
Oh no...He looks perfectly harmless ;P
He looks a little crazy, but seeing as I can't read the language he's writing in I'm trying not to be judgmental. For all I know he could be talking about his collection of fluffy toys and how he loves ping pong.
Seems he had manners, no? No nasty comment in his native tongue - or any other. His mother must have taught him well.
You don't live near a 7-11 do you??
(Spluttering coffee)
I'm sure it's fine, um, really...
(spluttering)
Oh man. Very funny. I don't know what else to say...that picture said it all.
Appartently your blog's message transcends all language, cultural, and ethnic boundaries. Be proud, be VERY proud! :)
I'm sure he's just wife shopping... you should be flattered. I'm sure the herd of bulls will be delivered to your father any day now with the proposal.
so, has this guy been back yet? That's just too funny--I had to tell my husband about it last night!
People looking for stat trackers: sitemeter may be better, I'm not sure, but if you use Wordpress there is a plug-in available for 'statcounter'. It's pretty good, but it doesn't give the person's website. I have a post on it under "wordpress" for more info!
I try not to look at my visitors in that much detail....otherwise I'd be scared like you are right now. LOL
Wow, that is creepy. I don't even know how to tell who has been on my blog. Hmmm...
Wow-- you've truly gone international
LOL! Maybe he opened your blog, and then got up and ate breakfast...
Wow, now I know why I usually don't look to closely at who is at my blog reading...I think I would be very afraid other wise!!!
Hmmmm, he's fine I'm sure. I guess if you like weirdos who blabber incoherently.
Run for your life.
Just wait till he takes a look at your pumping in the car post!
And hey, how on earth did you find his site? This anonymous publicity kills me....
Anne
Been on vacation and trying to catch up. Hilarious post and yes, I would be afraid!!!
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