While Perusing the Internet for Halloween Costumes This Weekend....
I got squeezed through a vajajay last year and all I got was this dumb costume.
Just because it's on clearance, doesn't mean you should buy it, kay?
WTF? Someone found my Cabbage Patch Kid and dressed him up in an Elvis costume.
The "soldier bunting infant costume". Assault rifle sold separately.
I'm so getting you back for this by taking my friends for a joyride in your car when I turn 14.
That's it, someone call CPS.