Thursday, January 04, 2007

You Mess with My Shrubbery, You Mess with Me

When I was in college, I did my fair share of partying. I mean, I wasn't a crazy party animal or anything, but I did meet Mr. MotR at a Pimps and Hos costume party. 'Nough said.

So I can appreciate the college days of drunken debauchery. I can appreciate kids just wanting to have fun and letting loose a little. I can especially appreciate this on New Year's Eve. I mean, that is the biggest party night of the year.

But here's what I don't appreciate. I don't appreciate looking out my window into the backyard today to see my fence pushed in and my bushes destroyed, presumably by the college kids who live in the house behind us who were partying to all hours of the night on New Year's Eve and apparently have absolutely no respect for other people's property and just allowed their guests to fall down into our fence (probably in drunken stupors) not caring at all for their neighbors and what they might think, not caring even enough to come by since then to apologize and offer to fix it.

Yeah, that's what I don't appreciate.

So, neighbor, you're on notice. I'm coming over tomorrow. And you will fix my fence. Or else.

Because I'm worse than hormonal. I'm pregnant, and I battle a toddler every day.

You messed with the wrong woman.

24 Comments:

Blogger IzzyMom said...

I was the SAME WAY when I was pregnant. I love it! YOU GO, MAMA!

10:27 PM  
Anonymous chelle said...

oh my! I have drunken crazy kids upstairs from us ... I totally lost it (pregnant and dealing with a toddler) and reported their butts ... not once, not twice but three times! They received notice to quit or vacate in three days ... the kids have been much more quiet these days .... heheh

Never cross a pregnant woman with a toddler ... EVER!

11:20 PM  
Blogger Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Go get those bastards...For all the retired college drunks and partyers out there...ahem..me.

4:35 AM  
Blogger Mamacita Tina said...

Whoo-hoo! That's right sista, use those hormones to your advantage!

5:31 AM  
Blogger Oh, The Joys said...

No one kicks some *ss like a pregnant woman! Go, sister!

5:34 AM  
Anonymous mamatulip said...

I so want an update post about this.

YOU GO.

6:08 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

I totally agree.......watch out.....she has a shovel....and no one will miss you.....

6:12 AM  
Blogger Sparky Duck said...

While I still think the day before Thanksgiving is still party night, you go kick some ass girl

8:05 AM  
Blogger carrie said...

Those neighbors had better watch out!!! Go get 'em!

Carrie

8:48 AM  
Anonymous mona said...

You should send them a bill for the damage with the line, "Welcome to the real world, beeyotch!"

9:16 AM  
Anonymous Much More Than A Mom said...

Uh oh. I feel VERY sorry for those kids if they don't totally (figuratively, of course) kiss your ass.

9:24 AM  
Blogger Nikkie said...

Go get them. Make them rue the day!

10:30 AM  
Blogger dcrmom said...

Yeah, that is beyond rude. Let us know how it goes! ;-)

11:15 AM  
Blogger The Flip Flop Mamma! said...

Oooh, you go girl!! LOL. How lame was that sentence?? LOL. Anyway, I'm with you, that's so rude! You go take care of it, I'd just talk a bunch of trash and never actually do anything about it :)

11:29 AM  
Blogger Red Rollerskate said...

On notice? Oh, shit.

1:52 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Go git em and kick some ass!

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Paige said...

Yeah, I had it out with a neighbor over this bizarre contraption he was building that veered onto our property. I called the county on him. He came stomping up my steps and asked me where I came off doing that. And I went absolutely hormonally apeshit on him saying he was the one that built this ugly damned thing and did he want me to call the county again? And he said he was doing us a favor by building this weird Rube Goldberg thing that was supposed to make grass grow back. And I said "Hell no. Have it down by tomorrow." And he did. Because he could probably sense that I would snap any minute from the raging pregnancy hormones racing through my veins...

So yes, we need an update post. Please.

4:20 PM  
Blogger Em said...

Never mess with a pregnant woman. Never. We've got three kids. I know this rule of life!!!

4:35 PM  
Blogger Dirty Birdie said...

ROFLMAO Oooooooh they're gonna get it....I wanna watch!!!!!

5:23 PM  
Blogger Queso said...

Oooooo, I feel sorry for them. Update us on how much arse you kick.

6:00 PM  
Blogger Jodi said...

Have I told you congrats on the new pregnancy? NO?!?! Goodness, I am a bad blog friend. CONGRATS!!!! I hope you are feeling good and have no morning sickness.

Let us know how it goes with the college boys, they should be afraid..very afraid...

10:19 AM  
Blogger Damselfly said...

Uh-oh. Sounds like the Wrath of the Pregnant She-Beast. At least, that's what I experienced when I had a pea in the pod.

12:18 PM  
Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

YEAH!!!! WHAT SHE SAID!!! You college asswipes ARE GOIN' DOWN!!!

Go get 'em, Tiger.

4:52 PM  
Blogger Alpha DogMa said...

FIGHT!
FIGHT!
FIGHT!
...okay for a few seconds there I was back in high school.
Funny post, but don't leave us hanging! What happened?

2:05 AM  

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