A Dream
Last night I had a dream that you were the Bachelor and I was one of the 25 women.
We were on a date. I was sitting on your lap on a bus. We were laughing and having a great time. We'd had a great time on all of our dates.
Then it was the last day. The day you would have to make a decision. It was me or her. You would have to choose.
The other girl was cute and hot and skinny. She and I were running around the house looking for clothes to wear. The clothes that would help make our last impression.
The hot girl was sticking herself into size 3 jeans. I was looking through my drawers for something to put on, but I couldn't find anything nice. I pulled a jean skirt out of the bottom drawer and tried to put it on. It was way too tight. I could barely get it over my hips. And it was acid wash. Weird.
As the other girl was strutting around the house looking great, I realized that I hadn’t taken a shower. I looked awful, and there was no time to pretty myself up.
But I wasn't nervous. Or scared.
I knew the outcome already. You were going to choose me.
And I felt so unbelievably happy.
(Filed under: Love; Husband; Too much reality TV)
We were on a date. I was sitting on your lap on a bus. We were laughing and having a great time. We'd had a great time on all of our dates.
Then it was the last day. The day you would have to make a decision. It was me or her. You would have to choose.
The other girl was cute and hot and skinny. She and I were running around the house looking for clothes to wear. The clothes that would help make our last impression.
The hot girl was sticking herself into size 3 jeans. I was looking through my drawers for something to put on, but I couldn't find anything nice. I pulled a jean skirt out of the bottom drawer and tried to put it on. It was way too tight. I could barely get it over my hips. And it was acid wash. Weird.
As the other girl was strutting around the house looking great, I realized that I hadn’t taken a shower. I looked awful, and there was no time to pretty myself up.
But I wasn't nervous. Or scared.
I knew the outcome already. You were going to choose me.
And I felt so unbelievably happy.
(Filed under: Love; Husband; Too much reality TV)
24 Comments:
What a great dream. :)
This is good....was it really a dream? Sometimes Ill have a really neat dream, but Ill wake up before the good stuff! lol
At least it was a good dream! I had a dream once where my husband left me so he could watch Prisonbreak. He didn't understand why I was so pissed off in the morning!
I love dreams when I know exactly what's going to happen. However, most of my dreams are so nerve-racking (sp?) that I wake up to massive anxiety attacks and start to question every aspect of existence.
i'm a little jealous of your life. =D
You are so cute. It hurts.
awww that was so sweet!!! Isn't it awesome knowing your hot even when you so feel like your not!
Usually when my wife has dreams like this she wakes up crying, asking me why I didn't pick her . . . or something. Through the years, I've learned how hard it is to defend all the bad things that my dream alter-ego has done to my poor wife. That guy is a total jerk. But it sounds like your dream-hubby fares much better. Lucky!
Catch: yes, it really was a dream I had, but I woke up before the rose ceremony :)
Mona: Prisonbreak? That sucks. LOL.
jo!: Don't be jealous! I have my share of bad, anxiety-provoking dreams myself. I just happened to have a good one this time!
Plus, I've asked my Husband in real life: "So, if you were the Bachelor and I was one of the contestants, would you choose me?" And he's always like, "That's a DUMB question." But he never answers the question directly. Hmmm. :)
Eric: That's so funny. I've totally done that to my husband too when I have bad dreams about him.
AWWWW, that's very sweet. Those kinds of dreams always totally trip me out. I wake up wondering where in the HELL that came from?!
I have very similar dreams all the time. It's usually that I'm dating different guys and it just never feels right. But I always end up with my hubs in the end. Well, unless I get woken up by screaming babies, of course.. :-)
Cool dream! Must be nice...I haven't had a dream that I recall since my second trimester of pregnancy because I haven't slept since then.
Awww. Yeay for good dreams and great hubbies.
Did you fidget and try to remain calm during the rose ceremony???? :)
Carrie
Aw!
I love it!
What a beautiful love note to your hubby.
Isn't it a good feeling to know you are wanted know matter what you look like on the outside?
Kids Furniture Mama
ah, what a nice (kinda weird) dream!
Nice dream!
What a great dream! I usually dream that my husband didn't choose me after all. Kind of a fucked up It's A Wonderful Life nightmare.
thats nice. Nice and solid to have a dream like that.
AS to the acid wash skirt....I think you need some white fringe boots with those and we can go for a ride in my trans am....
At least your husband was the Bachelor about to pick you. Mine was Dr. House and I was the uncooperative patient. Considering the lengths he goes to on the show to out lying patients, I was a bit terrified.
The hard part is waking up and not being mad at Mike for doing the wrong he did in my sleep.
Any time I dream about my husband, he acts like a total jerk. Luckily in real life he is not like that. In my dream, I bet I wouldn't have been picked.
how funny.. i dreamed that i was engaged to someone else, but bf was there too- and i knew that i had to end it because my true love was boyfriend and i wanted to be with him. so i called off the wedding so that i could follow my heart.
you rock. i'd choose you too. lol
Aw. I think this shows you are a little crazy and also that you watch too much reality TV.
:)
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