Sunday, December 10, 2006

A Dream

Last night I had a dream that you were the Bachelor and I was one of the 25 women.

We were on a date. I was sitting on your lap on a bus. We were laughing and having a great time. We'd had a great time on all of our dates.

Then it was the last day. The day you would have to make a decision. It was me or her. You would have to choose.

The other girl was cute and hot and skinny. She and I were running around the house looking for clothes to wear. The clothes that would help make our last impression.

The hot girl was sticking herself into size 3 jeans. I was looking through my drawers for something to put on, but I couldn't find anything nice. I pulled a jean skirt out of the bottom drawer and tried to put it on. It was way too tight. I could barely get it over my hips. And it was acid wash. Weird.

As the other girl was strutting around the house looking great, I realized that I hadn’t taken a shower. I looked awful, and there was no time to pretty myself up.

But I wasn't nervous. Or scared.

I knew the outcome already. You were going to choose me.

And I felt so unbelievably happy.

(Filed under: Love; Husband; Too much reality TV)

24 Comments:

Blogger Mel said...

What a great dream. :)

1:20 AM  
Blogger Catch said...

This is good....was it really a dream? Sometimes Ill have a really neat dream, but Ill wake up before the good stuff! lol

2:09 AM  
Anonymous mona said...

At least it was a good dream! I had a dream once where my husband left me so he could watch Prisonbreak. He didn't understand why I was so pissed off in the morning!

6:02 AM  
Blogger jo! said...

I love dreams when I know exactly what's going to happen. However, most of my dreams are so nerve-racking (sp?) that I wake up to massive anxiety attacks and start to question every aspect of existence.

i'm a little jealous of your life. =D

6:55 AM  
Blogger Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

You are so cute. It hurts.

6:59 AM  
Anonymous chelle said...

awww that was so sweet!!! Isn't it awesome knowing your hot even when you so feel like your not!

7:43 AM  
Blogger Eric said...

Usually when my wife has dreams like this she wakes up crying, asking me why I didn't pick her . . . or something. Through the years, I've learned how hard it is to defend all the bad things that my dream alter-ego has done to my poor wife. That guy is a total jerk. But it sounds like your dream-hubby fares much better. Lucky!

8:25 AM  
Blogger Mommy off the Record said...

Catch: yes, it really was a dream I had, but I woke up before the rose ceremony :)

Mona: Prisonbreak? That sucks. LOL.

jo!: Don't be jealous! I have my share of bad, anxiety-provoking dreams myself. I just happened to have a good one this time!

Plus, I've asked my Husband in real life: "So, if you were the Bachelor and I was one of the contestants, would you choose me?" And he's always like, "That's a DUMB question." But he never answers the question directly. Hmmm. :)

Eric: That's so funny. I've totally done that to my husband too when I have bad dreams about him.

8:34 AM  
Blogger Jodi said...

AWWWW, that's very sweet. Those kinds of dreams always totally trip me out. I wake up wondering where in the HELL that came from?!

10:10 AM  
Blogger Amber said...

I have very similar dreams all the time. It's usually that I'm dating different guys and it just never feels right. But I always end up with my hubs in the end. Well, unless I get woken up by screaming babies, of course.. :-)

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Much More Than A Mom said...

Cool dream! Must be nice...I haven't had a dream that I recall since my second trimester of pregnancy because I haven't slept since then.

12:56 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Awww. Yeay for good dreams and great hubbies.

3:08 PM  
Blogger carrie said...

Did you fidget and try to remain calm during the rose ceremony???? :)

Carrie

4:01 PM  
Blogger Oh, The Joys said...

Aw!

4:34 PM  
Anonymous Jenny said...

I love it!

What a beautiful love note to your hubby.

4:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't it a good feeling to know you are wanted know matter what you look like on the outside?

Kids Furniture Mama

5:54 AM  
Blogger The Flip Flop Mamma! said...

ah, what a nice (kinda weird) dream!

7:09 AM  
Blogger NtycnBoricua said...

Nice dream!

8:24 AM  
Blogger Lotta said...

What a great dream! I usually dream that my husband didn't choose me after all. Kind of a fucked up It's A Wonderful Life nightmare.

9:06 AM  
Blogger crazymumma said...

thats nice. Nice and solid to have a dream like that.

AS to the acid wash skirt....I think you need some white fringe boots with those and we can go for a ride in my trans am....

9:42 AM  
Anonymous Andrea said...

At least your husband was the Bachelor about to pick you. Mine was Dr. House and I was the uncooperative patient. Considering the lengths he goes to on the show to out lying patients, I was a bit terrified.

The hard part is waking up and not being mad at Mike for doing the wrong he did in my sleep.

9:51 AM  
Blogger radioactive girl said...

Any time I dream about my husband, he acts like a total jerk. Luckily in real life he is not like that. In my dream, I bet I wouldn't have been picked.

10:03 AM  
Blogger jennster said...

how funny.. i dreamed that i was engaged to someone else, but bf was there too- and i knew that i had to end it because my true love was boyfriend and i wanted to be with him. so i called off the wedding so that i could follow my heart.

you rock. i'd choose you too. lol

12:26 PM  
Blogger Red Rollerskate said...

Aw. I think this shows you are a little crazy and also that you watch too much reality TV.
:)

7:19 PM  

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