Thursday, December 07, 2006

Google Hits (Sex and Porn Edition)

What is this - a sex blog? I've been noticing over the last day or so that I am getting a fair share of hits from googlers searching for sexual terms. And I have no idea why. It's not like I ever talk about sex on this blog or anything. I mean, for God sakes - this is a mommy blog! Sex has no part on this blog. Pu-leease.

Anywoo, just in case you're wondering, here are a few of the ways people are finding my blog:

Barny*rd P*rn: You know you've arrived when people are finding your site by searching for these two words. And now, anyone googling these terms, will find me on page 1 of 270,000 pages. Woo-hoo! I want to send a special shout out to Mrs. Chicky, who used these words in her comment on this post . Thanks to you, I am gettin' a ton of hits from the animal lovers out there. Perhaps I should refer them over to your other site, hmmmmm?

Mommy Having Sex. OK, yes, I am a mommy. And yes, I do have sex (obviously). But I'm happy to say that I'm not the only one. When you google these words, my blog comes up right alongside Mommy has a Headache . We're in the top 10 of about 1.5 million sites on the search. Not bad. We must be having more sex than we thought.

Sexercise: Ok, I asked for this one.

Steamy Sex Sounds: Apparently, this post contained the words "steamy", "sex", and "sounds", though not in that particular order. And yet, my blog is still popping up in the search. (OK, I did say "steamy sex", but I didn't say "steamy sex sounds". That is totally different and a whole other level of nasty that I was not intending.)

Mommy Needs Sex: Tell me about it.

Goat Humping Goat Pictures: Yep, and they totally outclicked on the picture.
So, the moral of the story is that if you're looking for more blog hits, you should post a picture of animals getting it on.

P.S. If you found this site by searching for "animals getting it on," you are one sick perve.

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34 Comments:

Blogger Mamacita Tina said...

Crack me up! Who would've guessed?

4:57 AM  
Blogger Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Excellent! I love those searches. Don't you just love to be connected to such fun!

5:20 AM  
Blogger Mrs. Chicky said...

I'm so happy that I could help bring a little happiness and perverts to your blog.

btw, you should see some of the searches I get on my two blogs. Who knew canine sex was so popular. Oops, I guess those pervs will be coming to your blog now. ;)

5:43 AM  
Blogger Mommy off the Record said...

There you go again, Mrs. Chicky! LOL

6:44 AM  
Blogger Mona said...

I get so many hits for "banana hammock," which is really ironic because my penis is too big to fit in one.

7:18 AM  
Anonymous chelle said...

hehe those poor people looking for porn and getting sucked into the Mom drama!

7:43 AM  
Blogger Kyla said...

*lol* Too funny!!! So, how do you find out how people are getting to your blog?

Can you imagine all the hits you're going to get today?? This post was just chocked full of great search terms. *lol*

7:45 AM  
Blogger SugarMama said...

That's too funny!

I have my share - well somehow mine makes sensee because I've ran some naughty Mommy contest at one point, but what I get surprised is how I constantly get looked up for "looking for my personal sugarmama". LOL! I should've known that people can easily make something naughty about that! hehe

8:02 AM  
Blogger Dapoppins said...

Hilarious! Yes, Mommies need sex too! Wahahahaha!

8:15 AM  
Blogger jennster said...

is wear i get the nastiest sex shit searching for my site. it's gross, but wtf? people are freaks man! lol

9:33 AM  
Blogger Amber said...

I get loads of the pervs, too. But my searches are more along the lines of milking mammaries and mama milkers. By posting this comment, I hope to pass them onto you!

9:55 AM  
Anonymous mamatulip said...

LMAO. You wouldn't believe the amount of porno spam I get on my blog. It's ridiculous. Dave installed a spam plugin maybe a week and a half ago and it's caught something like 1,000 porno spams so far. And I'm talking really raunchy spam here. Gross!

10:06 AM  
Blogger carrie said...

Jeeeez...people are so weird.

Carrie

10:59 AM  
Blogger Ali said...

barnyard porn...that was me. bwah.

you know i'm kidding, right?

11:59 AM  
Blogger Catch said...

Ugh, if they are searching for animal sex why dont they just go to a porn site....sickos.

12:25 PM  
Blogger NtycnBoricua said...

Great... what a way to get on those search engines! Too funny.

http://ntycnboricua.blogspot.com

1:29 PM  
Blogger Em said...

Steamy sex sounds during barnyard sex...somehow I missed those posts! LOL

5:01 PM  
Anonymous Momish said...

Those are great! I have been getting some wacko search hits from my thongs post! Makes me wonder about the general population out there!!

6:12 PM  
Blogger The Flip Flop Mamma! said...

OMWord! How funny is that! I had to read your whole post to my hubby, it had me laughing so hard!!

7:25 PM  
Blogger Red Rollerskate said...

I gotta do this soon.

9:23 PM  
Blogger Mommy off the Record said...

What? Have sex? :)

10:31 PM  
Blogger Oh, The Joys said...

"Goat humping goat" has got to be its own Google Badge of Honor.

6:05 AM  
Blogger MommyWithAttitude said...

Hilarious! I get some frightening things about sex on my searches too and I think, what the HELL??? Not only do I wonder what it has to do with anything I've ever written on my blog, sometimes I'm thinking Who ARE these people and what is WRONG with them???

1:13 PM  
Blogger Lotta said...

I think google just modified it's search engine to search blogs. Seriously! Half my visitors are coming from Google. Which would be great if they weren't looking for "Sexy moms in underwear, peeing pants".

9:41 PM  
Blogger Lotta said...

And Mona - ROFLMAO

9:41 PM  
Anonymous karrie said...

One frequent search that boggles my mind is "want to fuck my MIL". My MIL is deceased, and I never met the woman, let alone got to know her in that way. Sheesh.

4:33 AM  
Anonymous krista said...

I get at least three hits a day for hits for "penis head" because of this post: http://blog.thesilentk.com/?p=378

Seriously, like at least three hits a day.

Ridiculous.

6:23 AM  
Blogger Rashenbo said...

HAHHAHA :) Love it!

5:59 PM  
Blogger Mommy off the Record said...

Note to self: write a post with the words "penis head" in them...

j/k :)

9:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Toooo funny I was getting searches for free twinks
ENDING UP ON MY SITE hmmmm where did they go ???

12:43 PM  
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