Husband Loses His Camera Privileges for Good
Scene: A beautiful Fall day at the Pumpkin Patch with Little Guy and Husband. We're all feeling happy to have found this great pumpkin patch complete with two petting zoos, a treehouse play area, hay rides, and a caramel apple stand. The weather is gorgeous. It's the kinda day that's perfect for taking pictures. _____________________________
Me: Husband, do you think you can take some pictures of me and Little Guy while we walk around?
Husband: Sure.
Me: Can you just make sure that when you take the pictures, you get my whole head in the shot?
Husband: Of course!
Me: Well, it's just that you have this habit of cutting off my head when you take pictures of me and Little Guy and it's really annoying.
Husband: Don't worry. I said I'd get some good pictures of you.
Me: OK, we're going to walk towards the petting zoo now. Can you get some candids of us with the animals? I don't really want to pose or anything.
Husband: Sure.
Three minutes go by.
Husband (rushing up to me with the camera): I got the shot! I got the shot!
Me: You didn't cut my head off did you?
Husband (holding out camera to me): Just look!
Husband: Isn't that cool?! Those two goats were getting it on!
Me: *speechless*
posted by Cristina @12:00 AM
58 Comments:
A real artist, that one. :)
I see hubby has a great sense of humor too! lol
Photographer Extraordinaire, that husband. You should be so proud. He didn't chop the goat's head off...
That is a total husband thing to say/do. Too funny!
That is exactly what my hubby would have done....exactly. And then thought he should have won some damn Photogenic Award or something...men
So damned hilarious, in a sick twisted way
No kidding (get the pun?)! He likes to live dangerously!
OMG.....how funny is that! YOu can just picture him about to take that picture of you and then the goats catch his eye...and his original task is completly forgotten! LOL
MEN!
Ya. those are the photos that populate our camera too. Boys.
My son likes to get shots of boogers. Nice.
Oh my goodness.
HA!
For the long term, it's probably just as well to be married to a guy with a sense of humor! I assume you're getting that one framed for the mantel?
That is SO something my husband would do. They are all just gross little boys, aren't they? I am giggling over there, because my husband would totally do that. Goodness.
Did he go to the farm porn school of photography? ;)
Thank god you weren't in that one (not even any part of you)!!! :)
Carrie
Oh my gosh. I was laughing so hard. I love it, totally something my hubby would do!
BTW - I think we should nominate you for a ROFL award!
Okay, thats a total man thing. Absolutely hilarious!
LOL!!!
You hubz is hilarious.
I guess we know where his mind is! ;)
I'll admit, I would have taken that shot too. And then I would have lost my camera privileges. :(
Um, is your husband related to mine, by chance?!?!
Oh my God, Cristina! That was so hilarious! Goat porn...imagine the Google hits you'll get with that!
Can I nominate you for a ROFL award?
I think we have the same husband. Or they were separated at birth. Men.
LOL priceless!! Mine would do *exactly* the same thing!
Well, that's definitely a moment I've never seen before, so I wouldn't fault him too much for capturing it forever;>
That is a hoot!
Oh he is keeper for sure! My husband would have done the same thing.
Okay, but that is a good shot.
OMG, I am totally cracking up at the comments here. There's nothing like barnyard porn to provide a good old fashioned chuckle, that's what I say.
Oh dear. What memories you have captured.
He really is *special.* Tell him I said that.
He's a great catch that hubby of yours ;)
*lol* What a husband thing to do!
I told hubby that there are several mommybloggers out there that think he's funny and a good photographer. I think he felt proud. :)
Hahahahahahaha!!
its actually hilarious! men. i think they are jealous that animals get to do it in public!
LMAO
Maybe you can sell it to National Geographic or something!
Leave it to a man ;-)
LOL! My aunt raises and breeds llamas. A few years ago, they were breeding and my naive little brother (in his 20s) queried what they were doing...
OMGosh, LOL!!! Totally something my husband would do too!!!
Please point out to your husband that there's still no 'head' in this picture.
(Sorry - couldn't resist.)
Notice how he didn't cut the goat's head off. Men!
Hahhahaaaa.....
Your hubby is so so sooo funny!!!
Lucky you weren't in that picture. LOL
You know...it's so hard to get action shots to come out just right. I guess he's just practicing?
OK, I think I'm catching my breath....
Nope!
My hubby would have totally "high fived" your hubby.
That IS pretty funny though.
I agree that we should nominate you for the ROFL award! That was pretty darned hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!
See what he SHOULD have done was get you and the little guy in the shot... with that in the background. Classy.
Cannot stop laughing.
I adore your husband.
I LOVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE that PIC!!! ;)
Steve~
Glad *someone* is getting some action...
bleet bleet
hehehe sounds like something my husband would do!
They don't call them horny goats for nothing.
Your husband + you = funniest post I read all day.
HHAA!! Excellent. Well, I guess technically he didn't cut off your heads in the shot. :)
Did he eventually get some good shots of you guys?
AHHHahahahahaha. Fantastic! You have yourself a keeper, there, lady.
Is THAT all men think about?????
My DH has pics of rhinos in the zoo knocking boots.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But really. What IS it with Hubbies and the dang camera!?!? He never gets a decent shot of me. Ever. URGH.
Too funny! I could see my husband doing that too. Except he'd probably take a video instead of a still picture. ;-)
Oh that's hilarious!
Post a Comment
<< Home