Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Husband Loses His Camera Privileges for Good

Scene: A beautiful Fall day at the Pumpkin Patch with Little Guy and Husband. We're all feeling happy to have found this great pumpkin patch complete with two petting zoos, a treehouse play area, hay rides, and a caramel apple stand. The weather is gorgeous. It's the kinda day that's perfect for taking pictures.
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Me: Husband, do you think you can take some pictures of me and Little Guy while we walk around?

Husband: Sure.

Me: Can you just make sure that when you take the pictures, you get my whole head in the shot?

Husband: Of course!

Me: Well, it's just that you have this habit of cutting off my head when you take pictures of me and Little Guy and it's really annoying.

Husband: Don't worry. I said I'd get some good pictures of you.

Me: OK, we're going to walk towards the petting zoo now. Can you get some candids of us with the animals? I don't really want to pose or anything.

Husband: Sure.

Three minutes go by.

Husband (rushing up to me with the camera): I got the shot! I got the shot!

Me: You didn't cut my head off did you?

Husband (holding out camera to me): Just look!


















Husband: Isn't that cool?! Those two goats were getting it on!

Me: *speechless*

62 Comments:

Blogger scribbit said...

A real artist, that one. :)

12:03 AM  
Blogger Catch said...

I see hubby has a great sense of humor too! lol

1:12 AM  
Blogger Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Photographer Extraordinaire, that husband. You should be so proud. He didn't chop the goat's head off...

3:55 AM  
Blogger radioactive girl said...

That is a total husband thing to say/do. Too funny!

6:02 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

That is exactly what my hubby would have done....exactly. And then thought he should have won some damn Photogenic Award or something...men

6:10 AM  
Blogger Waya said...

That's too funny!! You got a winner there! As my 6 y/o son would ask "why is that goat on top of the other goat Mommy?" My reply would be "I think they are fighting darling."

6:33 AM  
Blogger Sparky Duck said...

So damned hilarious, in a sick twisted way

7:26 AM  
Blogger Mamacita Tina said...

No kidding (get the pun?)! He likes to live dangerously!

7:38 AM  
Blogger Jenn said...

OMG.....how funny is that! YOu can just picture him about to take that picture of you and then the goats catch his eye...and his original task is completly forgotten! LOL

MEN!

7:40 AM  
Blogger Chantal said...

Yeah, we've got lots of photos of animals humping.

Very nice shot!

8:06 AM  
Blogger sunshine scribe said...

Ya. those are the photos that populate our camera too. Boys.

My son likes to get shots of boogers. Nice.

8:21 AM  
Blogger Guinevere Meadow said...

Oh my goodness.

8:35 AM  
Blogger PunditMom said...

HA!

For the long term, it's probably just as well to be married to a guy with a sense of humor! I assume you're getting that one framed for the mantel?

8:36 AM  
Blogger Jodi said...

That is SO something my husband would do. They are all just gross little boys, aren't they? I am giggling over there, because my husband would totally do that. Goodness.

8:41 AM  
Blogger Mona said...

Did he go to the farm porn school of photography? ;)

8:48 AM  
Blogger carrie said...

Thank god you weren't in that one (not even any part of you)!!! :)

Carrie

9:03 AM  
Anonymous Jenn said...

Oh my gosh. I was laughing so hard. I love it, totally something my hubby would do!

BTW - I think we should nominate you for a ROFL award!

10:41 AM  
Blogger Nikkie said...

Okay, thats a total man thing. Absolutely hilarious!

10:43 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

LOL!!!

10:52 AM  
Blogger Oh, The Joys said...

You hubz is hilarious.

10:56 AM  
Blogger Damselfly said...

I guess we know where his mind is! ;)

11:05 AM  
Blogger Em said...

I'll admit, I would have taken that shot too. And then I would have lost my camera privileges. :(

12:27 PM  
Blogger The Imperfect Christian said...

Um, is your husband related to mine, by chance?!?!

1:46 PM  
Blogger Pattie said...

Oh my God, Cristina! That was so hilarious! Goat porn...imagine the Google hits you'll get with that!

Can I nominate you for a ROFL award?

1:50 PM  
Blogger Gingers Mom said...

I think we have the same husband. Or they were separated at birth. Men.

2:01 PM  
Anonymous erica said...

LOL priceless!! Mine would do *exactly* the same thing!

2:38 PM  
Blogger Celebrate Woo-Woo said...

Well, that's definitely a moment I've never seen before, so I wouldn't fault him too much for capturing it forever;>

3:07 PM  
Blogger Farm Girl said...

That is a hoot!

4:32 PM  
Blogger crazymumma said...

Oh he is keeper for sure! My husband would have done the same thing.

7:37 PM  
Blogger PeanutButtersMum said...

What IS it with hubbies who cut off our heads?! Mine does it ALL THE TIME!

Just found your blog for the first time tonight. I'm enjoying the read!

7:50 PM  
Anonymous Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Okay, but that is a good shot.

8:15 PM  
Blogger Mommy off the Record said...

OMG, I am totally cracking up at the comments here. There's nothing like barnyard porn to provide a good old fashioned chuckle, that's what I say.

8:59 PM  
Blogger Queso said...

Oh dear. What memories you have captured.

10:02 PM  
Blogger Red Rollerskate said...

He really is *special.* Tell him I said that.

1:29 AM  
Blogger monica said...

LMAO I love this. YOu crack me up. every time. Thanks for the coffee laugh.

3:29 AM  
Blogger Linus said...

He's a great catch that hubby of yours ;)

7:01 AM  
Blogger Kyla said...

*lol* What a husband thing to do!

7:26 AM  
Blogger Mommy off the Record said...

I told hubby that there are several mommybloggers out there that think he's funny and a good photographer. I think he felt proud. :)

8:01 AM  
Anonymous Much More Than a Mom said...

Hahahahahahaha!!

11:17 AM  
Blogger melanie said...

its actually hilarious! men. i think they are jealous that animals get to do it in public!

2:11 PM  
Anonymous Danielle said...

LMAO

Maybe you can sell it to National Geographic or something!

Leave it to a man ;-)

2:20 PM  
Blogger Amber said...

LOL! My aunt raises and breeds llamas. A few years ago, they were breeding and my naive little brother (in his 20s) queried what they were doing...

4:35 PM  
Anonymous s@m said...

OMGosh, LOL!!! Totally something my husband would do too!!!

5:04 PM  
Anonymous sweatpantsmom said...

Please point out to your husband that there's still no 'head' in this picture.

(Sorry - couldn't resist.)

5:15 PM  
Anonymous wendy boucher said...

Notice how he didn't cut the goat's head off. Men!

5:30 PM  
Anonymous adwina - insparenting.com said...

Hahhahaaaa.....
Your hubby is so so sooo funny!!!

Lucky you weren't in that picture. LOL

7:31 PM  
Anonymous wordgirl said...

You know...it's so hard to get action shots to come out just right. I guess he's just practicing?

7:50 PM  
Blogger Andie D. said...

OK, I think I'm catching my breath....

Nope!

8:36 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

My hubby would have totally "high fived" your hubby.

That IS pretty funny though.

9:26 PM  
Blogger sunshinedaily4me_wuz_here said...

I agree that we should nominate you for the ROFL award! That was pretty darned hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!

1:20 AM  
Blogger theotherbear said...

See what he SHOULD have done was get you and the little guy in the shot... with that in the background. Classy.

2:40 AM  
Anonymous Jenny said...

Cannot stop laughing.

I adore your husband.

7:52 AM  
Blogger Steven Novak said...

I LOVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE that PIC!!! ;)

Steve~

8:37 AM  
Anonymous CrankMama said...

Glad *someone* is getting some action...

bleet bleet

10:28 AM  
Anonymous chelle said...

hehehe sounds like something my husband would do!

10:55 AM  
Blogger Jess Riley said...

They don't call them horny goats for nothing.

Your husband + you = funniest post I read all day.

11:04 AM  
Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

HHAA!! Excellent. Well, I guess technically he didn't cut off your heads in the shot. :)

Did he eventually get some good shots of you guys?

8:53 PM  
Blogger GIRL'S GONE CHILD said...

AHHHahahahahaha. Fantastic! You have yourself a keeper, there, lady.

11:09 PM  
Blogger Susan Gets Native said...

Is THAT all men think about?????

My DH has pics of rhinos in the zoo knocking boots.

9:18 PM  
Blogger dcrmom said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But really. What IS it with Hubbies and the dang camera!?!? He never gets a decent shot of me. Ever. URGH.

5:50 PM  
Anonymous Nancy said...

Too funny! I could see my husband doing that too. Except he'd probably take a video instead of a still picture. ;-)

7:09 PM  
Blogger MommyWithAttitude said...

Oh that's hilarious!

10:46 PM  

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