Monday, June 16, 2008

The Hazards of Ironing Naked

Husband: I finally did it today.

Me: Did what?

Husband: I finally burned my dick with the iron.


It was difficult for me to refrain from saying "I told you so." But I told him so.

Dudes should just not iron naked. They're totally playing with fire.

Possible Odd News Story Headline: Desperate Father of Two Young Children Tries to Sterilize Himself After Wife Refuses to Go Back on the Pill


Blogger Hi! I'm Kim said...

I just spit diet soda all over my keyboard after reading that.

7:31 AM  
OpenID annenahm said...

Lulz! That's no way to get the wrinkles out.

8:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHA about the wrinkles. They are pretty wrinkly.
Andrea S.

12:59 PM  
Blogger Kyla said...

That is SO funny!

3:12 PM  
Anonymous ame i. said...

That is SO not funny and I am VERY sorry to be laughing. My husband (while still a bachelor) had a similar injury once while steaming asparagus. You'd think that would teach them to keep Mr. Unit tucked safely away from high heat.

3:19 PM  
Blogger Scary Mommy said...

That is hilarious!!!!!! So something mine would do.

6:14 PM  
Blogger Mommy off the Record said...

Anne - LMAO

And steaming asparagus? LOLLOL:)

11:07 PM  
Blogger lildb said...

lemme guess; he immediately said, please don't blog this. and you were all, dude, what do you think I'm made of? because, not steel. and even if I were, this particular gem would be my blog kryptonite.

(somehow that ended up sounding like a conversation *I* had with someone. I'm sorry for inadvertently trying to steal your penile-humor thundah, C.)

and, damn, Anne. you are a funny betch.

10:43 PM  
Blogger Karly said...

Ouch! Although I am impressed that he was ironing at all. My husband just tosses everything in the dryer and hopes that the wrinkles will come out.

8:54 AM  
Anonymous amyz5 said...

don't mean to get too personal, but what was he watching on TV while he was ironing?

too funny! love the visual.

7:14 PM  
Blogger Pendullum said...


8:38 AM  
Blogger Dana a/k/a Sunshine said...

Oh Lord, I just choked on my Fibre One bar!!! And I'm at work laughing very loudly. That was hilarious!!!

I'm sorry I haven't been around to visit your blog lately. I took a couple of month blogging hiatus, but I'm back now. I know, you are thrilled right? ha ha

Anyway, it is good to read you again girl!

that is my new public blog site so come visit me :)

11:49 AM  
Anonymous SEO in St. Charles said...

This hurts on so many levels. I'm not sure if this is worse than a zipper issue though!

5:43 PM  

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