The Hazards of Ironing Naked
Husband: I finally did it today.
Me: Did what?
Husband: I finally burned my dick with the iron.
Ouch.
It was difficult for me to refrain from saying "I told you so." But I told him so.
Dudes should just not iron naked. They're totally playing with fire.
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Me: Did what?
Husband: I finally burned my dick with the iron.
Ouch.
It was difficult for me to refrain from saying "I told you so." But I told him so.
Dudes should just not iron naked. They're totally playing with fire.
Possible Odd News Story Headline: Desperate Father of Two Young Children Tries to Sterilize Himself After Wife Refuses to Go Back on the Pill
posted by Cristina @12:00 AM
12 Comments:
I just spit diet soda all over my keyboard after reading that.
Lulz! That's no way to get the wrinkles out.
HAHAHA about the wrinkles. They are pretty wrinkly.
Andrea S.
That is SO not funny and I am VERY sorry to be laughing. My husband (while still a bachelor) had a similar injury once while steaming asparagus. You'd think that would teach them to keep Mr. Unit tucked safely away from high heat.
That is hilarious!!!!!! So something mine would do.
Anne - LMAO
And steaming asparagus? LOLLOL:)
lemme guess; he immediately said, please don't blog this. and you were all, dude, what do you think I'm made of? because, not steel. and even if I were, this particular gem would be my blog kryptonite.
(somehow that ended up sounding like a conversation *I* had with someone. I'm sorry for inadvertently trying to steal your penile-humor thundah, C.)
and, damn, Anne. you are a funny betch.
Ouch! Although I am impressed that he was ironing at all. My husband just tosses everything in the dryer and hopes that the wrinkles will come out.
don't mean to get too personal, but what was he watching on TV while he was ironing?
too funny! love the visual.
Hilarious!!!!
Oh Lord, I just choked on my Fibre One bar!!! And I'm at work laughing very loudly. That was hilarious!!!
I'm sorry I haven't been around to visit your blog lately. I took a couple of month blogging hiatus, but I'm back now. I know, you are thrilled right? ha ha
Anyway, it is good to read you again girl!
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This hurts on so many levels. I'm not sure if this is worse than a zipper issue though!
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