Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Now that I've Covered Penises, Let's Talk about Balls

You know, just when I couldn't think of what to get the Hubby for Valentine's Day that he didn't already have...I come across the perfect gift.

The Ball Scratcher for Executive Gentlemen

From the website: "The Executive Ball Scratcher is every gentleman's executive dream. Ball Scratcher's do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself: Scratch their balls!"

Cuz scratching yourself with a creepy silver-plated hand thingy is so much more refined that scratching yourself with your own hand.

The Executive Ball Scratcher for Gentlemen has become one of our most surprising bestsellers and we've NEVER had anyone wanting to return one!

You have a return policy on these things? Ew.

The Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is perfect for birthdays, christmas, father's day, valentines day or just because!

Uh, hold up. Did they say Father's Day? Cuz nothing says "I love you, Dad" like an executive ball scratcher, right? WTF?

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Anyway, Happy Valentine's Day, all. May you have found better presents for your loved ones than this.

38 Comments:

Anonymous chelle said...

Happy Valentine's Day to you and yours!

LMAO at the ball scratcher!

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Karly said...

So did you really buy it for him? Would he recommend it? I'm always in need of father's day gift ideas...

LMAO.

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Wander said...

OMG, I'm going to have to get one of those for Hubby. That way he can quit saying "Baby you want to scratch my balls for me"...lol
Hope you had a happy Valentine's day!

7:10 PM  
Blogger The Flip Flop Mamma! said...

Oh that is freakin' hilarious! And what kind of a perv would buy their dad a ball scratcher?? Ewwww.

7:27 PM  
Blogger Em said...

Very funny!

And do you know how many Google hits you're gonna get with 'penis' and 'balls' in your titles?!?! LOL

7:36 PM  
Anonymous Much More Than A Mom said...

That's hilarious and freaky at the same time. Happy V Day!

8:33 PM  
Blogger Catch said...

LMAO....love it!

12:23 AM  
Blogger Emily Snipes said...

OMG! I totally just bookmarked that site for later. I know just what my lazy-ass husband is getting for his birthday this year! You should see the last minute card I got yesterday for V-Day! Great gift idea!! Thanks for the tip.

3:23 AM  
Blogger Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Well, now I know what to get for his birthday...Thank you.

Happy V-day!

4:54 AM  
Blogger Celebrate Woo-Woo said...

I R.E.A.L.=I Read, Enjoyed, And Left

7:03 AM  
Blogger Bon said...

very refined, definitely.

tell him to be careful with it, or he may end up with an accidental vasectomy! (perhaps that was part of your master plan...?!)

:)
happy love day.

7:15 AM  
Anonymous wordgirl said...

Wow. I'm trying to imagine the advertising people pitching this idea to the executives.

8:12 AM  
Blogger Pattie said...

Hmm....if they made one that resembled a woman's manicured hand, they just might be onto something! :)

9:42 AM  
Anonymous annenahm.com said...

*snerk* Happy valentines! I can't help but think of that old joke, 'ever hear about the guy with five balls? His pants fit him like a glove'.

I guess he'd have to buy ball scratchers in bulk, huh?

10:10 AM  
Blogger NtycnBoricua said...

Damn. Why didn't I see this yesterday? I could have SO used that as a gift for him. Better than nothing, right? Which is what I got him. Nothing. Great wife I am!

http://ntycnboricua.blogspot.com

11:54 AM  
Blogger Mamacita Tina said...

And I thought I had seen everything!

2:15 PM  
Blogger Pendullum said...

Somehow it seems wrong in metal??? I do not know...
But Hey?
Does Donald Trump have one in gold with diamonds?

3:05 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

That is hilarious....Scott always adjusts in public...totally embarrasses the crap out of me.

5:07 PM  
Blogger Slackermommy said...

I have to get one of those for my hubby!

7:33 PM  
Anonymous AdventureDad said...

Damn, wish wife would have seen this before. What a perfect Valentines gift

AD

11:49 PM  
Blogger Reese said...

You are the second person today to nearly make me spit my coffe. Love it. Happy love day late girl, I hope you're feeling good. Hugs.

5:46 AM  
Blogger Oh, The Joys said...

I'm taking notes from you, you gift giving Goddess!

9:23 AM  
Blogger Gingers Mom said...

That is a creepy creepy thing. My husband would totally dig it.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Sandra said...

Ball scratcher?!?! I am dying over here.

Happy belated V-Day

And just getting caught up ... sorry to hear you've been sick. No fun. Hugs to you.

1:04 PM  
Blogger Guinevere Meadow said...

Oh my goodness. That's fabulous!! lol!

2:11 PM  
Blogger kfk said...

Sounds like the perfect gag gift to me.

5:12 PM  
Blogger Jodi said...

oh good Lord. There's so many things wrong with that "gift" I don't know wear to start. Who thinks up this stuff anyway? And scarier than that, WHO buys it? Nothing screams class like a silver plated balls scratcher. EWWWW.

9:05 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Oh that is so funny. That's way better than what I gave my honey for V-day... Nothing says "love" like a silver ball scratcher... And what if the man is a blue collar worker? What kind of ball scratcher do they get?

2:00 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

LOL. That is SO funny! AND Nasty!! :)

2:01 PM  
Blogger Mom101 said...

This is really a gift for the wives, right? I mean, if he's scratching his own balls that means you won't have to.

11:06 AM  
Blogger julie said...

Oh, my. I know just the recipient for this one!

4:43 PM  
Anonymous Izzy said...

I wonder what the non-executive ball scratcher looks like? Probably just some cheap hairbrush...lol

7:01 PM  
Blogger Her Bad Mother said...

This made my day. Sad, but true.

11:25 AM  
Anonymous Catherine said...

I dunno... there's something inherently lazy about needing UTENSILS to scratch the balls, don't you think??

Just sayin'.

Thanks for the nice laugh before bed. :)

10:15 PM  
Blogger PunditMom said...

Oh, MAN! How did I miss THAT gift-giving opportunity?!

11:58 AM  
Blogger Tanner said...

Thats TOO funny. I think it would make a good gift with "T . ruck N . uts".

http://bullsballs.com/red/truck/balls.html

5:38 PM  
Blogger Twisted Cinderella said...

LOL LOL LOL they really do make everything don't they!!! TOO MUCH FUN!

9:38 AM  
Blogger Sparky Duck said...

i see easter present written all over it

7:36 PM  

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