1-2-3 Sexercise!
You know when up sign up to work out at a new gym and you get all excited and plan to go several times a week and you envision yourself looking totally sexy in those pre-baby Seven Jeans that you've saved because you know that one day, damnit, you will fit into those jeans again, but then you really don't actually go to the gym even though you think about it all the time, especially on the day that the $39.99 is deducted from your bank account? Anybody feelin' me?Well, I fear this may be happening to me. Again.
A couple weeks ago, I signed up to go back to the gym. I went in for my introductory "fitness evaluation" and gym orientation wearing the new workout outfit I had bought at Target (because you just have to have a new workout outfit when you start a new gym), and I was generally feeling very good about myself for being there. So good, in fact, that I decided to reward myself by not actually going to the gym for the next several days. I mean, I spent a lot of energy just making the decision to go back to the gym. I deserved a break.
So anyway, the other day, I get this message on my voicemail:

Hi MotR! This is Rick from 1-2-3 Fit! I'm calling because you haven't been to the gym all week. We want to make sure you are on target for all of your fitness goals so please come in soon. It's important to get in at least three times a week. Please let us know if everything's OK.Uh, talk about a guilt trip. I felt so guilty that I immediately went to the fridge for ice cream. Seriously. But I was also a little peeved. I mean, it's great that they care and all, but since when do gym owners call to check up on you and lay on the guilt? Don't they know that people who sign up for the gym don't usually go? Hellooooo.
But since he is concerned, I feel the need to give him a call back. Here's what I'm planning to say:
So, that's the best excuse I got. Anyone got anything better?Hi, Rick! Thanks so much for calling to check up on me. I know I haven't been to the gym in a while, but with good reason. You see, I've been getting SOOOO much sex lately that I just don't have ANY energy left for a gym workout. But don't worry, I'm taking care to get in at least three 30-minute sessions a week, and I'm doing all the appropriate warm-ups and cool-downs. I don't wanna pull anything - YOU taught me that. Anyhow, it really means a lot to know that you care so much about my fitness health! Thanks so much for your call!








































